Pre-caffeine tech: Twitter riots, psycho blogs, Michele Bachmann's eyes!

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Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:

A dad whose blog, "The Psycho Ex Wife" was shut down by a family court judge is challenging that ruling, saying it violates his First Amendment rights. He doesn't say much about his kid's rights.

UK cops are using Flickr to identify UK rioters, posting a stream of photos of dudes wearing hoodies and face masks. Good luck with that.

Also, Google Maps offers this helpful guide to London's riots.

Sophos says 70 percent of you people don't password protect your mobile devices ... and that is not good.

FYI: A 10-year-old girl found bugs in both the iPhone and Android smartphones.

Zoo officials trying to establish North America's first elephant sperm bank have been slowed by bureaucratic hurdles but hope South African officials will approve shipping frozen elephant semen to the U.S. in about a month ... so we got that going for us.

IBM unplugged plans to build one of the world's fastest supercomputers at the University of Illinois, because it requires too much financial and technical support.

Meanwhile, the fastest browser in the world is ... Google Chrome! (According to Compuware.)

People mostly use LivingSocial for discounts on pole dancing lessons. Also, Mexican food.

In closing, the Michele Bachmann crazy eyes memes are well underway.  

Helen A.S. Popkin goes blah blah blah about the Internet. Tell her to get a real job on Twitter and/or Facebook. Also, Google+.

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